‘What if…’ is a popular thought provoker at my house, and can produce some interesting results. My younger son must of been thinking about knock-off products and had a mental meander. The result of his tangental thinking was ‘What if there was a knock-off Jesus?’.
Jebus

He is the Son of Dog, the local motorcycle club’s Enforcer.

He can turn water onto diet cola.

He can tread water…

I think he is working on some Lazarus reference and something about fishes and loaves (I think the later involves peanut butter in some way).